I feel like there was a time in my life, maybe circa 1999 – 2001 when Filipina girls were all the rage. If you were a White guy without a Filipina you were way behind the curve. I remember it just happened, like a tornado of sorts. I woke up one morning, and suddenly I was in the middle of Yellow (or Olive) fever. I quickly joined the cracker masses, and dropped my Lacoste wearing, headband having girlfriend to find me a nice little Filipina. The best part was that once you found one of these mystery Asians, you could guarantee they would want you. It was a known fact that Filipinas loved white guys. I’m not even sure what prompted them to do so, but they just loved white guys. It didn’t even matter what type of white guy you were, either. They loved the rap-cracker, the nerd, the douche, me, they loved us. They also had the added benefit of being tiny with rather large knockers. They looked like Anime, which I’ve never been into because it’s fucking stupid, but in real life form. Add their sexy cartoon looks to their already tight little bodies, and it was kitchens. They were able to do things that white girls could only dream of. Specifically, they were able to “service” their man, text message like a son of a bitch, and they were math animals. I’ve never seen a group of chicks throw down on some algebra like that in my life. It was like they all knew exactly what equaled X before the question was even asked. It was so freaking hot, because I was more of a History guy, and they would teach me about the X. I’ve never been so turned on by formulas in my life. What made them especially skillet was that they wore next to nothing all the time. They hated clothes, and loved making Miso Soup. They would do it anywhere possible, and especially love doing it at the mall right after shopping at Wet Seal. To this day I wished White chicks dressed like that, but they don’t. They can’t pull it off. Every time I see Hello Kitty I get boners, you know what I mean? There was one Filipina who could twirl a pen through her fingers at rapid speeds. I think I might be talking about Bea, but I don’t care. It was hot! Everything these little chicks did was hot.
Then suddenly, they were gone. I suppose we all moved on, really. Some of us went to Chinese chicks and settled down, others White, and others Black, or me with Latinas. The point is the Filipina revolution was over. I’m not quite sure where they all went, but 2002 was a bad year for them. They basically fell of the sexual map. Sure, you can find some of the leftovers at Hot Import Nights, or some shit like that, but as a whole it’s over. The dominance just couldn’t hold on. Where did they go wrong? Maybe it was just a fad, like when I was so in love with chicks from Russia (1996). It did last a while, but now I can only name 2 Filipina’s and they’re sisters. Everyone else is Chinese, Korean, or some other form of Asian. Was it a Texas thing? Is that the problem? Did I move the wrong place by coming here? Lord knows Filipina’s wouldn’t be caught dead in Chinatown, right? Are they a suburban race? Is that why there was a massive population of Filipinas in Mesquite, TX? Well, the point is I miss them.
Wherever you are Filipina’s I hope you’re having fun. You made 1999 – 2001 worth living, and I owe a lot to you ladies. Thanks for the memories.
5 Comments
May 15, 2007 at 7:41 am
It was a good run. Viva la Filipino!
May 15, 2007 at 2:50 pm
forever.
May 15, 2007 at 10:43 pm
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July 22, 2007 at 5:27 am
Most of the Filipina can be find here in the Philippines :-) but if you guys went here be careful alots of Filipina is not good anymore because of poberty, I can’t say in general term but most of the good Filipina is sealed in there own world and have there own lifes. 1999 I am still in high school & my parents bring me in private school so most of the girl there never have bf like me that time, then 2001 I’m in colleges taking Business ad major in management so my world evolving with the school and events like collegiate basketball. Living like normal filipina, have friends, idealistic with the values from my dominican colleges school, very preserved. And then I have my white Bf who make me see the other side of being in the Philippines, the other stuff I haven’t notice in 20 years of my life is coming to my way. Things that I realize I will hate and annoyed me most of the time, most of this uneducated filipina its either desperate of earning money or go in the US flirt too much. They never respect the fact that I am beside my Bf and we are having sweet moment specially the bar girls and some helper or ordinary employee of the food junction… That really sucks if you want nice filipina attend some seminar about business, or some organization with a good goal, or In some exclusive gym or schools. Don’t went in the province and let people give you choices of girls. It’s better to find the nice one that you will fall inlove, and not the way of Duty because they need you…. Goodluck
Each people have traits no matter what is your race, and if you find the person you love the difference or culture is not a big deal. Compromise with each other and understand difference and communicate everything for a healthier relationship..
July 25, 2007 at 4:50 pm
you could have just written a blog and linked it… i’m too busy to read this…
i’m sure it’s about how much you love white men.
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