OK, this is pretty much a no brainier, right? WRONG! I am actually pretty pissed off at Ms. Alba. Lately she’s been going every where she can, looking amazing, telling people how ugly she is. How stupid. Recently, she was on Conan with the ugly talk. She also had an amazing quote with Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper stating, “I try not to make the headlines. I’m self-conscious about this. I try to not make my presence known. I have my own fashion style and do not try to fit in. I don’t have my breasts under my chin, I’m not showing butt cheeks, nor much legs. I don’t go for the trendiest look.” Really? You’re right, Jessica. Movies like Into The Blue, Sin City, Honey and Fantastic Four are great ways to not show off your body, and they help us to understand you as a serious actor. Next up, Oscar talk!!! You know what else helps? Posing in various magazines like Arena and GQ.
I also like these random quotes Jessica gave to Parade magazine, “On the paparazzi: ‘I could give two shits about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.’ On being a sex symbol: ‘I don’t really pay attention to all that. It’s only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh.’ I don’t really think I look all that great.”
I miss Dark Angel.
Jessica Alba, for being ridiculous, you’re the Skillet of the Week. Have fun looking at all this ugly.
