So, I read over on Wired that a Japanese company has created Anti-Pervert panties. How could I not read on, right? Apparently, in Japan, dudes grab chicks asses and snap photos of them in hopes of checking out their dainties on the bus. First off, could you imagine? I mean, how many times have you wanted to do that while riding the 27 through the Loin? Zero Magnin wouldn’t know what to do with himself. Word on the streets is that you can tweak your camera to see through clothing. Hold on. You can do what? And no one has told me about this? I’m so pissed at my tech friends right now. Here is the best part though, you can do it with your cellphone camera. A company called Yamada Denshi designed this IR addition to your phone, that will allow you to see through clothes when you take photos in night vision. What does this mean? I’ve been out of the loop is what it means. So, this is a big problem in Japan, because they’re really perverted. They like to watch chicks smell other chicks farts. Don’t ask me how I know that. I’ll just say that Ray told me. Well, unfortunately for pervs everywhere a company is taking action to stop all this voyeur from happening. They’re introducing ShotGuard Inner Shorts to come to the schoolgirls rescue. For $17 you can buy undies that will stop allowing pervs to take pictures through your clothes. I’m not a fan of this, but just in case, I’m buying a pair for La Diabla. They’re made by textile company Cramer Japan, which has developed a nylon and polyurethane weave that blocks infrared rays. You can find them HERE, but it will help if you know Japanese. I just so happen to be fluent in Japanese. I’ll tell you that story later.
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